unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via slowur)

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

(Source: 89cats, via thatoneskaterchad)

staketotheheart:

czastiel:

get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes → chris evans

I decided to be ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”

Sometimes i think he’s actually Captain America, you guys.

(via valesymphonia)

(Source: oloris, via cristygosrawr)

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

(via thatoneskaterchad)

bewbies:

guys!!

can i have 20 more followers! 

i’m super close to my goal and i’ll follow everyone back!

i’ll also promote the blogs who reblog this

(via daemonated)

(Source: dearestjohn, via trianglejelly)

peanutbutterdeadlifts:

gaydarjedi:

TINY BABY THINGS

omg the chameleon

(Source: otakusfriends, via daydreaming-dreamers)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

(via pizza)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via valesymphonia)